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发表于 2009-12-18 15:54:23
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Add loud and annoying sound effects to your game
添加了令人厌烦的声效到你的游戏中(大家都恨噪音)
Don’t add a mute buttons so we have to listen to your loud and annoying sound effects
不加入静音按键,使我们不得不听你那些讨厌的音效(有噪音就算了,更恨的是我们不得不听)
Make your game ridiculously hard
你的游戏过于荒谬(其实地球是我叫上帝阿叔做出来的)
Don’t put in a preloader
不要加入预加载的等待标志(在当今看来大家都是个急性子)
Have a confusing menu system
一个令人困惑的系统菜单(请问存档在哪个地方啊)
Forget to embed all of your dynamic textfields
忘记将你所有的动态字段进行内嵌
Make a game from a tutorial and submit it without making any kinds of changes
游戏从一个新手指导开始,而且必须跟着要求做才行(我们是创新一族)
Have sloppy art
糟糕且粗糙的美工
Add Mochiads everywhere (unless you need to load external stuff everywhere)
四处添加浮动广告(除非你需要加载额外的素材)
Don’t optimize your code
不优化你的代码
Add a bunch of cool effects that require lots of processing power but can’t be deactivated
添加了大量需要消耗庞大的系统的炫丽耀眼的特效,而没办法激活它
Don’t fix the bugs
不修正BUGS
Have long animations that we can’t skip
无法忽略长达N个小时的过场动画
Don’t credit the artists of the music
片头或片尾不显示音效的作家(难道大家都是隐藏人物??)
Don’t compress the music
对音效不进行压缩
Don’t give us a clear goal to beat the game (although some games can pull this off)
不给玩家一个明确的分数排名(尽管有些游戏剥离这个功能)
Add glow effects to everything
四处添闪光效果
Give us a seizure
给玩家一个控制权
Make confusing controls
一个令人混淆的控制方式
Make the screen really really big
整个游戏界面过大
Make the screen really really small
整个游戏界面过小
Have a really fast frame rate
FPS(帧率)过高
Make links navigate from the current page, not a blank page
直接在当前页打开链接,而不是用新窗口的方式
Don’t put checkpoints anywhere when you have a long game
游戏过长而没有设定足够的检查点/自动存储点
If you let us save the game, don’t also add an autosave function. We’ll definitely remember
如果你让我们保存游戏,且没添加自动存储功能,我们将对此印象深刻
Make us buy a “premium version” in order to keep playing the game
为了能让游戏继续下去,要求我们购买“豪华版”
Make the instructions all text with no explanatory pictures/diagrams
所有介绍说明均使用文本,不带有图表说明
Make a storyline without an animation to explain it
没有使用动画来解释游戏主线
Make it easy for us to cheat
让我们很容易做弊
Create an ugly color scheme
界面的风格主题相当难看
Make the text unreadable
文字不能正常阅读
Don’t let the buttons look like buttons, we’ll obviously find them very easily
以为按键长得不像按键,我们也能非常容易的找得到 (赵大叔的脱了马甲我也认识你这个理论是不行了)
Make us wait a long time to play or while playing your game
游戏流程太长
Host your game on a slow server
在一个糟糕的网络环境下建立你的主机
Don’t fix the typos
不修改游戏中的文字错误
Make fun of us
从来没打算让我们笑过
Very repetitive gameplay
不断跑龙套的游戏主线
Don’t let us pause the game
不让我们暂停游戏
Add pointless features that add a lot of file size
添加大量没有意义的特征,直接导致了文件变得臃肿
Insult our intelligence
蔑视我们的IQ
Make a really long menu system
系统菜单太长了
Make us have to navigate through the entire menu system after we lose the game
当我们GAME OVER后,被强制引领到菜单当中
Camouflage the enemies so we can’t see them until we randomly begin losing health or lose the game
当我们失去了大量的HP或者快要输掉游戏时,大量隐藏怪物出现了= =|||
Don’t put rollOver functions onto your buttons
不要在按键中加入累加的功能(轩辕剑4中的鼠槌??)
Make gameplay really slow
游戏进展过于缓慢
Make loss inevitable
设定了不可必免的失败
Don’t put in a scoring system. We don’t want to know how well we did
不要加入评分系统,我不想知道我要如何做才会更好
Make stupid computer AI
AI实在是蠢到家了
Deceive us
欺骗我们的感情
Make the description of the game really short or really obscure
对游戏的描述过于简短或粗糙 |
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